rosencrantz-minus-guildenstern:

fearlessponygamer:

cannedviennasausage:

rosencrantz-minus-guildenstern:

Party Post! Happy Birthday John and Jane! For your present I gave you a Dad, I’m doing this human birthday thing right, right?

You can check out my scalemate tag, for more insanity.

HAPPY APRIL 13th EVERYONE!

holy shiT

in all honesty,i would kill a person to get all of these

in all honesty, you will have too

I made Pokemon chibis.

actualgod-raynarvaezjr:

drtanner:

cruelfeline:

This husky is trying SO HARD to play with this cat.

And the cat is like NO o_o

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I AM VERY, VERY BOTHERED

my husky acts like this too hey are the best 10/10 would recommend getting one

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look ridiculous!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

exvl:

SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

exvl:

SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

vanconcastiel:

thevioletsunflower:

yeachristmasyea:

SO MANY OF THE TOMATO SAUCE

He looks so done in the last gif

I’ve rebloged this 13 times and I will continue to do so for so many.

blookisses2:

johnfreakingegbert:

Thank you stranger for making my day

It says “I warned you about the stairs bro” in alternian

blookisses2:

johnfreakingegbert:

Thank you stranger for making my day

It says “I warned you about the stairs bro” in alternian

wnslw:

hydrolize:

Someone left their dogs outside the cafe

pug date

wnslw:

hydrolize:

Someone left their dogs outside the cafe

pug date

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gravity-loves-me:

vulpixc0re:

Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gravity-loves-me:

vulpixc0re:

Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real

laekoa:

marazazel:

lunar-lavender:

HUGE BABYBIG KITTY
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PAWS
BIG
FLOOFY
PAWPIEPAWS

I WANT IT

laekoa:

marazazel:

lunar-lavender:

HUGE BABY
BIG KITTY

EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PAWS

BIG

FLOOFY

PAWPIEPAWS

I WANT IT

mypabulousscarf:

colored in the sketch and actually put effort into it
(I’m still really into this whole Indian Jake idea i really like it)

mypabulousscarf:

colored in the sketch and actually put effort into it

(I’m still really into this whole Indian Jake idea i really like it)

spacerobot123456789:

*tips fedora at hazel grace* m’taphor

awkwardsituationist:

nap time for woodland creatures. photos by (click pic) dan gale, denis-carl robidoux, maurizio libretti, danny green and mark loper